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Female gridlock. You have no where to go because everywhere you turn there is a set of tits.
Man, I couldn't get out of that bar, a pack of cougars had me in titlock.
titlock by Zombo April 4, 2007
Related Words
Titlor Titler tiltlord titload Titoris tatlor Tielormus Tilor tiolora Titcorn

John Titor 

In November of 2000, a man named John Titor posted on an Internet forum claiming to be a time traveller from the year 2036. All of his posts are archived on the Internet.
"John Titor is a fraud"
"John Titor is real"
Titor: sex
Titor's minion: sex indeed
Titor by BAN#5535 November 12, 2021

Titorture 

when you and your boy each get one nipple and insert it into ur penis hole, usually to refill on white liquids
John: Oh hey Jay, you wanna titorture my good friend Ruby with me?

Jay: hell yes John, I broke my balls last week, good thing I can refill my liquids with a little titorture
Titorture by johnysinsrighthand August 2, 2020
Porn where there is a close-up of tits which then talk and have sex.
Titporn

Tit 1: Hey rahul you look so hot
Tit 2: Omg you're right let's fuck him
Tit 1 & 2: *Tits proceed to rape Rahul*
Titporn by GDNxxxxx September 17, 2012
A female version of the allusion to Adolph Hitler. Typically a very bossy and unstable wife, or girlfriend, whom you fear and are required seek permission to do anything manly.
"Hey Roy you goin' out drinkin' tonight?"
Roy: "Don't know man I'll have to check with Titler(wife)"
Titler by Jimly July 22, 2007