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Titor's minion: sex indeed
Titor by BAN#5535 November 12, 2021
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John Titor 

In November of 2000, a man named John Titor posted on an Internet forum claiming to be a time traveller from the year 2036. All of his posts are archived on the Internet.
"John Titor is a fraud"
"John Titor is real"
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titosotto 

to plagiarize brazenly; to copy-paste without proper attribution and when confronted with the fact of having stolen the work of someone else, to use squid tactics, belittling the source as inconsequential, while maintaining an incongruous and surreal arrogant yet whiny "I am being cyber-bullied! Help" pose.

The word titosotto comes from Vicente "Tito" Castelo Sotto III, who is, unfortunately, a current Filipino senator.

Tito Sotto is a staunch antagonist of the Reproductive Health (RH) Bill, and has taken to using theatrical posturings while delivering speeches in the Philippine Senate, to drive his weak points across. He has been exposed for plagiarizing parts of the blog of Sarah Pope to use in one of his lachrymose speeches, but when confronted about it, instead of owning up and apologizing, he chose to let his Chief of Staff Atty. Hector A. Villacorta, arrogantly try to dismiss the facts in the blog of Ms. Pope, no less.

Aside from Ms. Pope's blog, the good ol senator has also been exposed for further having titosottoed from three other blogs. At which point, he claimed that "plagiarism is not a crime in the Philippines."

What's most hilarious about the whole affair is that when faced with the anger of netizens over his arrogant copy-pasting, he claimed he was being cyber-bullied. Google "tito sotto plagiarism" to get more information, because there's lots, lots more to this matter, and that's why the term deserves inclusion in the revered urban dictionary.
- Have you read his research paper?
- Yeah! It looked awesome!
- Awesome, my elongated chin! It was completely titosottoed! He just copied it word for word from someone else's paper!
titosotto by ILoveAdobo September 4, 2012

Tito Dick 

Tito Dick, dickman baby!
He raised Phil and loves the ladies.
Tito Dick by Smug Noctis October 17, 2016

titration position 

When you grab your girl and make her do a handstand so you can get easy access to the poon then spread her legs. Next whip out your dick and your sodium hydroxide and drop some of that shit into her pus til it aint stank no more and its a nice salmon pink.
Man 1: "DId you hit it last night?"
Man 2: "Yeah, but that shit was acidic af so I had to use the titration position on that bitch"
Man 1: "NIceee, Dude!"
titration position by BigDicNic November 20, 2016

Josip Broz Tito 

Chill dude.
He lead Yugoslavia and has fought in some wars back in the day.
Loved by his people and hated by Stalin. That was Tito.
Did this Josip Broz Tito really fuck Elizabeth Taylor?
A state of drunkenness rarely reached by a social drinker, where the Alcoholic in question feels that they have overshot the mark once again.
This state is usually followed by feelings of regret and remorse the next day (or whenever he comes to) as the formerly tatored individual realizes that they have once again nailed a fatty, sucked another man's wiener, or poked yet another farm animal!
"Oh my God, I did it again! I'm going to have to do some of those A&A classes if I keep getting this tatored!"

"Ugh, I'm NEVER getting that tatored again!"
Tatored by Misty Dawn May 27, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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