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Tinsel Crown 

The festive present that just keeps giving....

The guy gets a blowjob from the girl, then jizzs over her head/hair... She looks up in surprise and he decorates her with Tinsel, the jizz holding everything in place.

She is the queen of Christmas with her tinsel crown
"Wow Jeanie is glowing today!"Brad
"So she should... Christmas came early, last night I gavr her a Tinsel Crown she won't forget!" Mike
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Tinese • tinsel • tanese • tiese • tinasexual • Tineea • Tineeka • tineesha • Tineke • Tinesh
Shy, thoughtful, caring, very intelligent always there for the ones she loves the most. This girl is very beautiful and will never fail to make you laugh or smile. She has high energy and can be a total spaz :)
Wow what is Tinesha doing that girl is sooo funny!
Omg did you here what she said damn she never fails to make me laugh :)
She is so beautiful I will never get tired of seeing that face!
Tinesha by tinesh November 25, 2011

tinsel dick 

A very small dick
Dude did you see his tinsel dick?! It's like 2 inches hard
tinsel dick by Jim lahey July 18, 2014
Triple the chinese
A word used to call person that acts chinese.
Dude: I like dumplings!
Other dude: I see your Trinese.
Trinese by Killerninja August 21, 2012

Tinseltubby 

Any person famous for no particular reason other than they may have appeared in a reality show, have some minor acting or musical skills, have money or go to the 'right' parties and who the paparazzi and some kinds of magazines and 'news'papers pursue insatiably.

Tinseltubbies live on the edge of extinction and would die out totally if ignored completely for several months, to leave a better world.
I really can't be bothered all these news reports about this person, she is just a tinseltubby.
Tinseltubby by Crainneag October 22, 2012

Tinsel stick 

When the guy puts glitter on his cock and balls and proceeds to let a girl go down on him. Once the glitter is around the girls mouth, the guy has succeeded in a successful tinsel stick.
That girls mouth is covered in glitter! That guy must have gave her the tinsel stick.
Tinsel stick by doobersnooze December 12, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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