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Timoci
Timoci by Koolkid_89 November 24, 2021
TimoLily
Two elements that, when combined, make up the very essence of true love. When water is added, properties of silliness are displayed, and side affects are childish behavior lasting for up to hours at a time in each interval. When the two element are separated Sightings of a TimoLily in its rawest form are quite uncommon. It is often said to be the envy of all which surrounds it.
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Timofiy
Timofiy is a smart man but he is definitely not a girl magnet.
He is a white boy that likes to be with the boys in the hood while they are listening to some russian hardbass.
A Timofiy is a real slav and loves to squat while he is sipping some 99% vodka.
Also almost every Timofiy has some brown hair and wears glasses.
In the end Timofiy will drink so much vodka that he will die of it.
Timofiy is an alcoholic.
He is a white boy that likes to be with the boys in the hood while they are listening to some russian hardbass.
A Timofiy is a real slav and loves to squat while he is sipping some 99% vodka.
Also almost every Timofiy has some brown hair and wears glasses.
In the end Timofiy will drink so much vodka that he will die of it.
Timofiy is an alcoholic.
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