Timmy T a man who spiritually adores fo fo fo's. He will take you to wendys, shoot a wendys up too! He not toxic or mentally abusive! He's a great husband to anyone! He drives a camper with all his friends too! He goes on roas trips, runs from the cops, hates the police. He will yell at you if you stare tho!!
Shakila: My husband is so abusive please call the police before he shoots me and my friends.
A dirty old bitch with a penchant for sucking crooked penises and getting ass-fucked by door knobs and broom sticks while getting repeatedly teabagged by low-hanging old man balls.
My friend Robb is the biggest D.O.B.T. (Dirty Old Bitch Timmy) on the planet. He sucks more cock than all the whores in Las Vegas combined. His eyes are black and blue from all the old man nuts slapping his face and his hole is stretched wider than the Grand Canyon from riding so many door knobs.
lil timmy tim is a renowned 19th century frenchamerican poet, musician, philosopher, and statistician. some would describe him as a statistical wonder, a statistical gem. his probability of being on TV is 1000 billion %. sources say he is 2 inches proud. his most well known work is "statistics" and his rendition of "roman's revenge" by current united states president onika maraj.
one of lil timmy tim's most famous quotes, which is commonly believed to be incredibly relevant to today's society, is "statistics, yup, yup. statistics, yup, yup. ms. lawton! ms lawton!"
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.