timefuck 

A pathetic fucking waste of precious, God-given time.

Dan: Man, this class is boring!

Emily: Seriously. What a timefuck!

timefuck by UrbanDictionaryWhore March 24, 2008

Timefuck 

all concepts and notion of time and date are lost in a state of delusion. Much like Mindfuck, Timefuck is simply having all sense of time shaken up. States of Timefuck are usually achieved when an individual is on a holiday or camp.

Person 1: Hey man, do you know what time it is?
Person 2: nah, i'm totally Timefucked

Person 1: same, yesterday i thought it was Wednesday and Saturday at the same time!

Timefuck by Snadsta July 9, 2010

timefuck 

In Chess, When playing a timed game and you know you are positionally, and materially at a unrecoverable disadvantage ( a loss is imminent) but you are far ahead in time' to make a crazy move for the sole purpose of mentally confusing your opponent. The end result is usually a win on time. Basically a Kamikaze suicide attack taking advantage of the clock

I was five pieces ahead in that game, but he 'timefuck'ed me with an unsupported kamikaze attack on my King by his queen. I lost on time.

timefuck by Lexmo June 18, 2011

timefuck 

A Timefuck is when you want to do something but are simply in the wrong part of time.

Bro I wanted to bang 2005 Anna Kornikova but now it's 2016. I'm so timefucked.

timefuck by TittyTornado December 21, 2016

Timefuck 

Daylight Savings Time, which fucks with what time it is twice a year.

Gotta change all the clocks and deal with an hour of jet lag, because it's time for the timefuck again!

Timefuck by MysticFlux March 10, 2019

Timefuck

To cancel or postpone an event someone was looking forward to, often within short notice. Like being stood up, but they actually communicated and you didn't go to the event yet.

We'll go to the cinema. Don't fucking timefuck me.

Timefuck by mraverageSidewinder March 7, 2026

Timesuck

Timesuck is the name of a podcast hosted by comic Dan Cummins who does an irreverent and well-researched deep-dive on one listener-suggested subject every Monday on anything that’s interesting. Past topics include: The Golden State Killer, Spartacus, Area 51, The Knights Templar, the Jim Jones Cult, Doc Holliday, Joan of Arc, Slenderman, the Salem Witch Trials, and the Bermuda Triangle. Episode is also full of inside jokes, crazy characters, and a respectable amount of profanity.

On Monday’s I always suck hard when the Master Suckers drops a new Timesuck.

Timesuck by Hrylander September 7, 2018