Skip to main content
Timesuck is the name of a podcast hosted by comic Dan Cummins who does an irreverent and well-researched deep-dive on one listener-suggested subject every Monday on anything that’s interesting. Past topics include: The Golden State Killer, Spartacus, Area 51, The Knights Templar, the Jim Jones Cult, Doc Holliday, Joan of Arc, Slenderman, the Salem Witch Trials, and the Bermuda Triangle. Episode is also full of inside jokes, crazy characters, and a respectable amount of profanity.
On Monday’s I always suck hard when the Master Suckers drops a new Timesuck.
Timesuck by Hrylander September 7, 2018
Timesuck mug front
Get the Timesuck mug.
See more merch
The void that gets created by engaging in an activity that seems like it will be short but ends up taking up huge amounts of time. Like watching video on YouTube, or browsing definitions on Urban Dictionary, or playing Halo 3 on Xbox
Tim: I am so tired, last night I was going to bed and grabbed my laptop to check email. Before I knew it I fell into a timesuck on YouTube and it was 2 am.

Jeff: yeah, that happened to me last week browsing Urban Dictionary
timesuck by SoCal or bust March 19, 2008
A giant waste of fucking time.
Dan: Man, this is useless.

Emily: Professor Goldman's reporting one class is a big, fat timesuck!

timesick 

Just like homesick, except it's a longing for a different time than the present.
1) All this homework is making me timesick; I wish we could just go back to kindergarten when our hardest assignment was coloring inside the lines.
2) I'm timesick. I wish I could just fast forward to after graduation.
timesick by LongingForAnotherTime February 14, 2012

timefucker 

a person who is wasting his own time !!

For example:

(playing video games,browsing internet,making a definitions for a new words etc..
hey get your ass oudoor ,,don't play that silly game You know what you are such a timefucker!!:)
timefucker by timefucker August 7, 2009

timesucker 

a person, place or thing that wastes your time without your permission.
"don't answer your phone when he calls, he is a total timesucker."
"she im'd me at midnight and i couldn't get her off. what a timesucker."
timesucker by palexs May 17, 2007
Something that's engrossing and addictive, but that keeps you from doing things that are actually important, like earning a living, or eating meals, or caring for your children.
"Ever since I got on Facebook I haven't been able to stay away. I'm spending hours on it each day -- it's a total time suck, but I can't stop! Grocery shopping and laundry will have to wait.
time suck by spudsmc January 17, 2009