Definitions by MysticFlux

5ever 

When it feels like it is taking beyond forever for something to happen.

"This is taking 5ever!"

5ever by MysticFlux July 10, 2022

Timefuck 

Daylight Savings Time, which fucks with what time it is twice a year.

Gotta change all the clocks and deal with an hour of jet lag, because it's time for the timefuck again!

Timefuck by MysticFlux March 10, 2019