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Tim-Tims

I got the new fresh tim-tims son.
by Randomfourlife February 20, 2009
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Tim's Nipples

Post-pierced traumatic nipples of a middle-aged man. Only those who's eyes dare risk loss of vision have ever witness these beasts.
Dustin: "Did you get a chance to see Tim's Nipples on the float trip?

Swank: "what'd you think I wanted to be perma-blinded?"
Calvert: "some say its worth it"
by Doobins March 16, 2013
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Tim's Mom

Often and always the cause of everything. A sexual position.
I couldn't finish my homework because I was with Tim's Mom. Do the Tim's Mom like you did Tim's Mom last night.
by 778rather January 6, 2012
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Tim's

1.) A short version of the name brand boots "Timberland"
by Brittany_notyourgirl September 19, 2005
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Tim’s Hail Mary

When you take a shit in a Tim Hortons, pick it up and throw it at the cashier
My double double wasnt made correctly so I sent her a Tim’s Hail Mary
by Vcsm June 7, 2018
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Tim's Dad

The type of dad to walk out on his family and leave his son missing his dad.
Tim's Dad: Don't worry, son. I'll be home soon. Just need to step out for some cigarettes!
Tim: Okay dad, see you soon. Love you!
by Tim Christenson May 7, 2020
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Tim's Collection

The collection and distribution of what can only be an estimated number in the thousands of Tim Hortons cups that reached out to cover much of the garage storage space. The exact number will never be known but it can be assured this collection was due to the hard work of many. Literally thousand of dollars were 'poured into' or 'pissed out of' this venture.
Ed: I knocked it over. Its spilling what the fuck?
Code: Musta been foug's there's still hot chocolate in it.
A: Figures
by foug January 12, 2005
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