tim tim

A gimpy person who gets the blame for everything.

If in doubt, blame Tim Tim.

Roger: "Oy mate, you f#cked my girlfriend in the ass?"
Berty: "No i never, that was TIM TIM"
Roger: "oh right, sweet."

by Stu + Amy March 30, 2011

Tim-tim

He doesn't believe in love..but this guy has like 10 girls that are infatuated with him. He's a chick magnet whether he knows it or not!

The Tim-tim is a real pimp

by not me May 10, 2003

Tim-tim

"A flash. Meaning to "tempt him".

Used by less than desirables females to get laid. Often done by either flashing the tits or ass or by just dropping the skirt, lifting the leg and thrusting the pelvis forward to reveal the hidden agenda.

Chrisy: I cant't seem to get Bob's attention.
Missy: Girl what's wrong with you?
Tim-Tim you stupid bitch!
He'll come around ballsout.

by chrisy June 24, 2004

Tim-tim

1. A Siamese twin with very unimaginative parents.

2. A small inflatable hover-craft capable of speeds in excess of 2.8mph.

Doctor: What shall you name them?
John Smith VII: Ermm, Tim
Doctor: Theres two of them...
John Smith VII: Tim-tim then. Took my family long enough to think of a new name for one child, a second isn't gonna come easily.

by mortensent April 15, 2005

tim-tim

A person who hasn't matured past the first grade due to a harrowing incident when his teacher turner a potty training lesson into full-on molestation involving some, if not all, of the classroom pets, chipped pieces of chalk, and Elmer's glue. A Tim-Tim is now forced into a life obsession with feces, boners, barfing, and any other sexual deviant act or bodily fluid. He relieves these pent-up childhood memories by posting made-up words on urbandictionary, sometimes more than once.

"Did you see that bullshit word on urbandictionary? Must be the work of a tim-tim."

by E-Dubs December 24, 2007

Tim tim

He is a huge loser and hates everyone trash 1v1 me

Tim Tim us my name

by Jack.jack February 5, 2019

Tim-tim

Tim-tim's have massive schlongs and are world renowned ass eaters.

That guy Tim-Tim eats ass so good.

by Fuka me in ta assahor October 13, 2019