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Tim is a great guy with a huge... heart and a huge... muscles and most importantly a huge... dick. You can always rely on him for whatever, whether that be a good time in bed or... a good time on the coach so make sure you hold his... I mean him tightly
Me: Hey Tim Li, could you help me with my bed, I think it’s needs some fixing from last night?
Tim Li: sure
Tim Li by What’s ur number? October 30, 2018
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Tim Lincecum 

A young right-handed starting pitcher for the San Francisco Giants. Lincecum features a fastball that runs in the mid to high 90s, a curveball, and a changeup. His excellent command of these pitches allows him to chalk up high strikeout totals without an excessive pitch count.
Arthur: "What manner of man are you, that can summon fire without flint or tinder?"
Tim: "I... am an Enchanter."
Arthur: "By what name are you known?"
Tim: "There are some who call me... Tim?"

Tim Lincecum
Tim Lincecum by StormXor August 7, 2007

Tim Lincecum 

a HOT sexxxxxxxy pitcher for the San Francisco Giants
people who are in love with him are typically known as lincefreaks
she is a linceFREAK. she is in love with tim lincecum
Tim Lincecum by linceFREAK May 27, 2009

Tim Lincecum 

Long haired, flame throwing, pot smoking, two time Cy Young winning pitcher for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.
I smoked bud with Tim Lincecum once on Chestnut street.
Tim Lincecum by SebVan79 August 23, 2011

Tim Liddell 

tim liddell is a guy who says he can kick butt that can actually kick butt accordin to the videos on youtube.com. he is also the most sarcastic freak ever that anyboday has ever met. he has a secret fedish with his wifes midgets in the cage in the basement. he is also a trash guy.
tim liddell is a trash guy
Tim Liddell by fallen_angel92 July 26, 2011

Tim Libby 

Vons assistant manager
“Who is the assistant manager of Vons”
Tim Libby
Tim Libby by pinkandumb April 29, 2021

lil timmy tim

lil timmy tim is a renowned 19th century french american poet, musician, philosopher, and statistician. some would describe him as a statistical wonder, a statistical gem. his probability of being on TV is 1000 billion %. sources say he is 2 inches proud. his most well known work is "statistics" and his rendition of "roman's revenge" by current united states president onika maraj.
one of lil timmy tim's most famous quotes, which is commonly believed to be incredibly relevant to today's society, is "statistics, yup, yup. statistics, yup, yup. ms. lawton! ms lawton!"
lil timmy tim by cevansbitch June 7, 2020