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Holy Tilapia
Guy: "I survived a plain crash with 25 broken bones and a fractured skull."
Old lady: "Holy Tilapia"
Old lady: "Holy Tilapia"
Holy Tilapia by HowDoYouSpellComputer December 29, 2021
Related Words
Tildap • Tilda • Tilapia • tilda swinton • Tilapi • Tilapia nigga • tilapia’d • tildaling • Tilda Mckay • tillapia escapade
Tilda
The female name Tilda is a short form of the Old German name Matilda, meaning ”strength” and ”battle”. The name has been in Sweden since the late 1700s.
Tilda is also an own name, it dosen't have to be a shortform of Matilda.
Examples: Tilda, Thilda, Matilda, Mathilda.
It's also used in other countries.
Tilda is also an own name, it dosen't have to be a shortform of Matilda.
Examples: Tilda, Thilda, Matilda, Mathilda.
It's also used in other countries.
Tilda by Awkward Embarassing daa April 23, 2014
Tilda
Tilda is the most wonderful person. The kind who you cant help but fall a little bit in love with. The kind who will call you in the middle of the night and give you the best conversation you ever had, or skip class to help you breathe through panic attacks because they know how it feels.
They are funny and witty and so amazingly, unapolagetically themselves. To watch the changes in their face as they think and feel and laugh and smile, is a privilige I would not give up for anything.
How they chose you as their friend is a mystery and a blessing.
Tilda loves old rock, ska and angsty music, but somehow knows all the popular songs from your childhood too. They surprise you each and every day, and might not be there all the time, but the hope that youll see them is enough to get you to school in a hurry. They make the unbearable, bearable. They make you want to do anything to see them smile. Five minutes with them is equivalent a full day with someone else.
Tilda will live a long and happy life, or I swear I will bring heaven down to earth myself just so they could find peace.
They are funny and witty and so amazingly, unapolagetically themselves. To watch the changes in their face as they think and feel and laugh and smile, is a privilige I would not give up for anything.
How they chose you as their friend is a mystery and a blessing.
Tilda loves old rock, ska and angsty music, but somehow knows all the popular songs from your childhood too. They surprise you each and every day, and might not be there all the time, but the hope that youll see them is enough to get you to school in a hurry. They make the unbearable, bearable. They make you want to do anything to see them smile. Five minutes with them is equivalent a full day with someone else.
Tilda will live a long and happy life, or I swear I will bring heaven down to earth myself just so they could find peace.
Tilda by i thought i was straight November 2, 2022
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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