Extreme catfishing; The act of not only catfishing, but doing so on a level so intense or with so many fake profiles that Nev Schulman would be shocked.
Jessica: I was totally catfished by a girl in my English class! I thought my boyfriend Chris and a few of his friends on IG were music producers but they were all fake profiles by this chick so she could get with me!
Margret: OMG, she wasn't just catfishing you- she was tigersharking you!
In online dating, the opposite of a catfish. It is when the person you meet from an online source actually turns out better looking in person. Sometimes so much that their pictures don't look like them but instead of leaving, you stay.
Girl: Hey how was your date with that guy from tinder?
Other girl: It was actually pretty good. I was worried because his pictures were kind of meh. But he was a total tigershark in person. I'm seeing him again tonight.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.