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Tiene leche?

Careful! It doesn't mean "got milk?" as in the ad campaign.

Nor does it mean "do you(the store) have milk? That's an American idiom.

To see if a shop with a Spanish-speaking proprietor has milk for sale, ask "Hay leche?" (aye LAY-chay?) "Hay," (pron. like long "I" in English") plus the word of which you seek, is very useful to ask: is it here? OR are they here?

If the person behind the counter is a pregnant female, asking "Tiene leche?" would mean "Do you have breast milk?" It implies that anyway if one is strictly literal.

Say "Hay leche?"
Customer, wanting a liter of milk: "Tiene leche?"

Clerk, a young pregnant women, blushes and says, "No se." (I don't know.)

Customer does the right thing on the rebound: "Hay leche en esta bodega" ("Is there milk to be had in this shop?")
--Proprietress: "Si, sen~or. Alli! Alli (ay-YEE)!. "Yes, sir, over there! Over there!"

note from contributor: is there a macro-less way on a keyboard to simulate upside-down exclamation marks and question marks?
Tiene leche? by al-in-chgo October 6, 2010

tu madre tiene los grandes tetas

Translated from spanish to english: Your mom has big tits.

This can be used as a diss, and then when the person being dissed realized what you said, they laugh.

You say this phrase randomly.
Friend 1: Yo whats up?
Friend 2 (says this fast): Tu madre tiene los grandes tetas
Friend 1: Wha?
Friend 2: HAHAHA =D

Teneisha 

A weird crazy amazing person to have in you life. You can never find another person like teneisha. She's smart , stubborn and strong willed. An overall amazing person
Teneisha is amazing
Teneisha by Hellomay May 2, 2018

Tenenbaum 

A genius.

Can also refer to a genius that has so many psychological problems that all the creativity he showed in the past is blocked.

They generally solve their problems by making peace with their father.

Example well illustrated in The Royal Tenenbaums, directed by the himself Tenenbaum Wes Anderson.
I always wanted to be a Tenenbaum.

He found the meaning of life despite the fact he was only 9 years old. A real Tenenbaum.
Tenenbaum by nimportnawak February 9, 2010

teenerweener 

a person with an excuse for a cock.
I was with him last night, he has a teenerweener.

yo what up teenerweener.
teenerweener by yungvlonekillah March 18, 2020

tenement halls 

Known for its lyric out of Simon and Garfunkel's: The sounds of silence, "tenement halls" are rooms or sets of separate residences in housing complexes and apartments. Specifically rundown, overcrowded and low income apartments.
"And the signs said
The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls
And whisper'd in the sounds of silence"
OR
"I live down in the tenement halls on 136th, its a real sh*thole"
tenement halls by kethlogan21 January 20, 2016
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