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Tie Tuesday 

Tie Tuesday is the practice, tradition and/or religion of wearing a Tie on every Tuesday. Regardless of what the dress code is at the place of work. Specially if it is business casual or casual. It makes people wonder what is going on and think you are going on interviews or have a special occasion.
Hey, nice tie.
Yeah, it's Tie Tuesday.
Whoa, why are you wearing a tie?
It's Tie Tuesday.
Hey, you're wearing a tie, Are you going on an interview?
No, It's Tie Tuesday.
Tie Tuesday by fryguy August 10, 2007
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Polo Tie Tuesday

A holiday celebrated in the USA on Election Tuesday each year. It commemorates all the hard working engineers that wear polo shirts on a daily basis, but are still asked from time to time by their tie-wearing bosses to put on a tie in order to meet with a customer. It is customary for engineers to wear a polo-style shirt, buttoned all the way up, and an accompanying neck tie on this day. It has widespread observation in the states of Michigan and Virginia.
Dude, don't forget to wear your polo tie for Polo Tie Tuesday tomorrow!

Oh yea, and don't mind the funny looks you get at the election polling place!
Polo Tie Tuesday by mrbigg9969 November 8, 2011

tie dye tuesday 

Baylen Levine always get tropical thursdays and tie dye tuesdays mixed up

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012