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When you pull your middle toe whilst itching it. Normally painful, but sometimes satisfying
AHH I have a tigletoe
tigletoe by T03s September 6, 2021

tiletuner 

n. a person who works in the lowest ranks of a a floor cleaning or refinishing business.
Henny be sho da manjer boss is boltin' an he up for mo griss dan jes foo tiletuning she-it alla dam day.
tiletuner by galcoolest March 10, 2005

Finn Tilstone 

A retard that gets friend zoned constantly and has a bad taste in women. As he realises he is lonely he goes for younger children and knocks them out , then rapes them. #nonce
Your a Finn Tilstone , u nonce !!
Finn Tilstone by Kieran knapp August 4, 2019

rogers-tillstone 

The best last name to ever come into existence named after the popular YouTube Skizzers, better than santos or macey. Those names suck
Hey did you hear about that Rogers-tillstone guy?
Yeah I heard he fucked both our moms in a huge threesome and used the sex position "Skizzers" on them.
rogers-tillstone by Skizzers sucks November 8, 2017
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026