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When someone's undertone is so overwhelming, they might as well just be telling you "I fucking hate you, and your dog."

“I asked if everything was okay, but she gave me a tidletoned ‘Yes'.

Tidletone by milzey June 30, 2014

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tigletoe

When you pull your middle toe whilst itching it. Normally painful, but sometimes satisfying

AHH I have a tigletoe

tigletoe by T03s September 6, 2021

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Tidletone • tigletoe • tiletuner • Finn Tilstone • rogers-tillstone • to let one's hair down

tiletuner

n. a person who works in the lowest ranks of a a floor cleaning or refinishing business.

Henny be sho da manjer boss is boltin' an he up for mo griss dan jes foo tiletuning she-it alla dam day.

tiletuner by galcoolest March 10, 2005

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Finn Tilstone

A retard that gets friend zoned constantly and has a bad taste in women. As he realises he is lonely he goes for younger children and knocks them out , then rapes them. #nonce

Your a Finn Tilstone , u nonce !!

Finn Tilstone by Kieran knapp August 4, 2019

rogers-tillstone

The best last name to ever come into existence named after the popular YouTube Skizzers, better than santos or macey. Those names suck

Hey did you hear about that Rogers-tillstone guy?
Yeah I heard he fucked both our moms in a huge threesome and used the sex position "Skizzers" on them.

rogers-tillstone by Skizzers sucks November 8, 2017

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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