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Tiddy Fuck 

When you repeatedly take your penis and put it between a girls boobs. After you do that you give them a cum shot all over there boobs.
Last night I gave this milf a tiddy fuck and she opened her mouth to the cumshot.
Tiddy Fuck by J3zus Christ October 9, 2008
Words you can keep

Tiddy Fuck 

Something I say ALL THE DAMN TIME
me all the time when something crazy is happening: TIDDY FUCK TIDDY TIDDY FUCK

OR

holy fuckin Tiddy Fuck -- oh its you

OR

HOLY TIDDY FUCK
Tiddy Fuck by Dragons Breath October 1, 2021

fuck me in the tiddy hole 

A phrase used to show discomfort or panic. Can be abbreviated as fmitth.

Literally means,"fuck a phallic device into my nipple holes!

A literary phrase coined in 2016 by internet user "seiten".
Fuck me in the tiddy hole! That essay is due tomorrow!
fuck me in the tiddy hole by seiten November 16, 2016

Tiddly Fuck 

A person who takes stupidity to the next level. Beyond retarded.
Everyone called "Forrest" Gump a tiddly fuck.
Tiddly Fuck by Dylan624 March 16, 2013

National fuck your teddy day 

At the 28th of March it is fuck your teddy day. It’s used to take stress out of the people and get them relaxed. It was firstly seen in the north of Germany where a lot of people got a teddy named teddy.
So it was decided to fuck them at the 28th of March!

At this day you are supposed to put a 🧸 after

every social media post you do!

Teddys are usually named Emma at this das because it’s a traditional name.
The National fuck your teddy day is often defined as:
Let’s bang teddy or you can just say
Tedcum it’s a synonym for the national fuck your teddy day.

fuck me in the teddy grahams 

Speaks for itself.
terence: "im so hungry i could eat a bear"
Meghan: "ohh...fuck me in the teddy grahams. Blil, you just ate five minutes ago."...?

Teddy Fucker 

One who see's fit to violate the fluffy hole of a Teddy Bear
I walked in on my brother last night to find him sowing his seed in my carebear - I didn't know he was a Teddy Fucker
Teddy Fucker by Darrenh July 7, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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