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Tiddy Fuck 

Something I say ALL THE DAMN TIME
me all the time when something crazy is happening: TIDDY FUCK TIDDY TIDDY FUCK

OR

holy fuckin Tiddy Fuck -- oh its you

OR

HOLY TIDDY FUCK
Tiddy Fuck by Dragons Breath October 1, 2021

fuck me in the tiddy hole 

A phrase used to show discomfort or panic. Can be abbreviated as fmitth.

Literally means,"fuck a phallic device into my nipple holes!

A literary phrase coined in 2016 by internet user "seiten".
Fuck me in the tiddy hole! That essay is due tomorrow!
fuck me in the tiddy hole by seiten November 16, 2016

Tiddly Fuck 

A person who takes stupidity to the next level. Beyond retarded.
Everyone called "Forrest" Gump a tiddly fuck.
Tiddly Fuck by Dylan624 March 16, 2013

National fuck your teddy day 

At the 28th of March it is fuck your teddy day. It’s used to take stress out of the people and get them relaxed. It was firstly seen in the north of Germany where a lot of people got a teddy named teddy.
So it was decided to fuck them at the 28th of March!

At this day you are supposed to put a 🧸 after

every social media post you do!

Teddys are usually named Emma at this das because it’s a traditional name.
The National fuck your teddy day is often defined as:
Let’s bang teddy or you can just say
Tedcum it’s a synonym for the national fuck your teddy day.

fuck me in the teddy grahams 

Speaks for itself.
terence: "im so hungry i could eat a bear"
Meghan: "ohh...fuck me in the teddy grahams. Blil, you just ate five minutes ago."...?

Teddy Fucker 

One who see's fit to violate the fluffy hole of a Teddy Bear
I walked in on my brother last night to find him sowing his seed in my carebear - I didn't know he was a Teddy Fucker
Teddy Fucker by Darrenh July 7, 2006