Thwat Swatter
Any woman that blocks another woman from having sex by doing or saying something to ruin the mood. (like Cock Blocker but with women)
Thwat Swatter by CRO15 May 19, 2009
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Twat Swatter
When a girl stops another girl from getting her game on. (The female version of a "cock blocker")
Invented by Dane Cook, said it in his may 2008 show in vegas
Invented by Dane Cook, said it in his may 2008 show in vegas
Twat Swatter by enhoJ August 17, 2008
Related Words
Thwat Swatter • Twat Swatter • Thwat • ¡A Thwat! • twat • twat waffle • that guy • that's what she said • that • that girl
Twat Swatter
Me: Hey you want to come over after the party? Bryan: Yeah sounds good. Andrea: Oh, hey Tatiana. Does your boyfriend know your out tonight? Me: Uhh... Bryan: *Gets up and walks away* Me: UGH! You goddamn twat swatter! I almost had him! I'm kicking your bony ass!
Twat Swatter by Tatiana is a punk rocker May 8, 2010
Twat Swatter
A female, who prevents another female from scoring with a guy. The female equivalent to a cock blocker, the twat swatter tends to be malicious in her means and often interferes with other women s chances for her own gain.
He was about to take me home, but then that Twat Swatter came and offered him another drink, fucking bitch!
Twat Swatter by KimchiNoodle June 12, 2010
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Twat Swatter by BFlizzle May 18, 2009
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twat swatter by alex olenik May 30, 2009
twat swatter
verb. (as popularized by Dane Cook)
A slang term for a female cockblocker. A person who will try and keep you from getting what she will never have herself. Generally a freakishly unattractive, large, hairy woman, who likes to hang out with younger hotter chicks in order to try and hit on the guys that like them. However, once she notices that the guy is not into her, but into her younger hotter associate, she will do everything in her power to sabotage the relationship. Typically she will also try to get with the guy to no avail.
A slang term for a female cockblocker. A person who will try and keep you from getting what she will never have herself. Generally a freakishly unattractive, large, hairy woman, who likes to hang out with younger hotter chicks in order to try and hit on the guys that like them. However, once she notices that the guy is not into her, but into her younger hotter associate, she will do everything in her power to sabotage the relationship. Typically she will also try to get with the guy to no avail.
Girl 1: I thought that guy was really into me but all of a sudden he turned cold and his attitude changed.
Girl 2: Wow, was there anyone else involved?
Girl 1: No just Cristina from work who always hangs around. She's fugly though.
Girl 2: Dude, sounds like she pulled a twat swatter on you. I'd kick her fugly ass.
Girl 2: Wow, was there anyone else involved?
Girl 1: No just Cristina from work who always hangs around. She's fugly though.
Girl 2: Dude, sounds like she pulled a twat swatter on you. I'd kick her fugly ass.
twat swatter by DaneCookFan27 July 14, 2009
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