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Twat Swatter 

When a girl stops another girl from getting her game on. (The female version of a "cock blocker")

Invented by Dane Cook, said it in his may 2008 show in vegas
"I was going to get with him! You need to stop being such a twat swatter!"
Twat Swatter by enhoJ August 17, 2008

Twat Swatter 

The female equivalent of a cock blocker. When a woman prevents another woman from getting laid.
Me: Hey you want to come over after the party? Bryan: Yeah sounds good. Andrea: Oh, hey Tatiana. Does your boyfriend know your out tonight? Me: Uhh... Bryan: *Gets up and walks away* Me: UGH! You goddamn twat swatter! I almost had him! I'm kicking your bony ass!

Twat Swatter 

A female, who prevents another female from scoring with a guy. The female equivalent to a cock blocker, the twat swatter tends to be malicious in her means and often interferes with other women s chances for her own gain.
He was about to take me home, but then that Twat Swatter came and offered him another drink, fucking bitch!
Twat Swatter by KimchiNoodle June 12, 2010

Twat Swatter 

The Girl's version of a cock blocker.
A girl that prevents another girl from getting some dick.
Julie, what the fuck i was about to get some dick. You're such a twat swatter!
Twat Swatter by BFlizzle May 18, 2009

twat swatter 

when a female is prevented by someone else from getting laid, a female version of cock blocking
that girl got twat swatted, he twat swatted me, that guys a twat swatter
twat swatter by alex olenik May 30, 2009

twat swatter 

verb. (as popularized by Dane Cook)

A slang term for a female cockblocker. A person who will try and keep you from getting what she will never have herself. Generally a freakishly unattractive, large, hairy woman, who likes to hang out with younger hotter chicks in order to try and hit on the guys that like them. However, once she notices that the guy is not into her, but into her younger hotter associate, she will do everything in her power to sabotage the relationship. Typically she will also try to get with the guy to no avail.
Girl 1: I thought that guy was really into me but all of a sudden he turned cold and his attitude changed.

Girl 2: Wow, was there anyone else involved?

Girl 1: No just Cristina from work who always hangs around. She's fugly though.

Girl 2: Dude, sounds like she pulled a twat swatter on you. I'd kick her fugly ass.
twat swatter by DaneCookFan27 July 14, 2009
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