A short and simple name for a holiday which celebrated thanks. This term is taking over the traditional, noble name of Thanksgiving Day. In turn, the commercialization of the holiday is getting so bad that people will forget what the meaning of the day really is, similar to how Christmas' image is being ruined by Future Shop's and Best Buy's take on the holidays.

Guy 1: Happy Turkey Day!

Guy 2: What the hell does that mean?! Do you mean Thanksgiving Day?

Guy 1: What's Thanksgiving? Are you talking about the day you eat turkey meat?

Guy 2: Never mind...

Turkey Day by Mystic November 28, 2003

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Turkey Day

A really lame way of saying Thanksgiving. See, in Canada, we celebrate it in October, but in the States, people celebrate in Late November.

"Turkey Day" is a synonym for Thanksgiving, as I said before. It is mainly used by lameasses and weather-reporters who have nothing better to do than act stupid.

"Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy, New York! Hope you're enjoying you're Turkey Day! I know I am!"

"Shut the hell up, you stupid arse.

Turkey Day by Exodus December 1, 2003

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turkey day expulsion

The releasing, sometimes known as puking, after an enormous meal on thanksgiving. Usually after, having a family member inspect the food.

The four family members gathered around the fire to share some turkey day expulsions.

turkey day expulsion by SawyerEric December 16, 2008

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