ThunderCock

To kick someone up their butt with a GREAT amount of force. If done hard enough, the victim will piss their pants crying. If one wishes, they may also punch the person up their butt.

When Rj ThunderCocked Christian, he was in an ordeal amount of pain.

by ITSBEAGLEBETCH July 16, 2011

Thundercock

A potent sauce from Sri Racha, Thailand, used as an incredibly spicy addition to any foodstuff. The etymology of Thundercock's name is quite simple - thunder from the ridiculously-spicy nature of the chili pepper / vinegar / garlic sauce, and cock from the iconic rooster that adorns its famous label. Thundercock is also famous for being the secret half of the "spicy-mayo" garnish served at most sushi restaurants.

1. G-d Damn, that thundercock sauce did a number on my tongue!
2. Clarence, of course that spicy mayo is hot, half of it is thundercock-based!

by BrandeisKong January 13, 2009

thundercock

A symbol of pure dominance.
It represents Zeus's penis.
The mark of ultimate masculinity.
The earthquake that penetrates the lightning cunt.
It makes Chuck Norris look like John Wayne Bobbit.

"Thundercock. It is truly the one cock to rule them all"
-Gandalf

"Oooo, Gandalf, you thilly thortherer"
-Dumbeldore

by NDT November 03, 2007

Thundercock

when you frick so hard that ur PP breaks the fucking sound barrier

PP: (woosh!!!!!)
me: "I have achieved the Thundercock"

by happycaptain September 18, 2020

thundercock

a penis of extraordinary power and length, often revered by other men. It can shoot ammo from 50 kilometres away and is so large that the owner must detach it when it isn’t needed to be used

‘Holy shit, the enemy is closing in on our position, FIRE THE THUNDERCOCK

*proceeds to load thundercock with maximum delicacy*

by Romanian man March 02, 2023

thundercock

A guy that is a douche but doesn't know it, while hitting on three girls or more girls all involved in the same cliche.

Just look at your local douches and your most likely to find a thundercock in that group.

by nails of a wolverine June 04, 2009

Thundercock

Someone with an enormous membrane. This membrane must be so big, that it causes problems to its partner.

Someone black has a thundercock, by stereotype.

by sexytymeforlife October 30, 2008