1 definition by NDT

A symbol of pure dominance.
It represents Zeus's penis.
The mark of ultimate masculinity.
The earthquake that penetrates the lightning cunt.
It makes Chuck Norris look like John Wayne Bobbit.
"Thundercock. It is truly the one cock to rule them all"
-Gandalf

"Oooo, Gandalf, you thilly thortherer"
-Dumbeldore
by NDT November 3, 2007
Get the thundercock mug.