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Thunder Thumbs 

1. A fat person whose thumbs are abnormally bloated and chunky.

2. One whose thumbs have become large and muscular from frequent thumb wrestling or text messaging.
1. When that porker over there grabbed my arm, I could feel her thunder thumbs crushing my bones. Oh the humanity!

2. Yeah, just try to beat Old Thunder Thumbs over there in a Thumb Wrestle. Just don't come crying to me when he breaks it! He'll lay the Opposable Smack Down on you!
Thunder Thumbs by A Fizzle Dizzle August 20, 2008
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Thunder Thumb 

Extreme thumb bruising from intense video gaming.
I got the worst thunder thumb on lap 23 in Nascar thunder 2002.
Thunder Thumb by bucknastyjoe December 28, 2011

Backwards thunderthumb 

When someone sticks their thumb backwards in your butthole and they fart on your thumb...thus the thunder sound.
I totally want to give Miley Cyrus a backwards thunderthumb.

thunderthumbing 

thunderthumbing the art of scwhhhiiiinging ur thumb in a crane like manner directly aimed at ur partners bum bum hole to create panic and disturbance hahahaha
i chased him with my thunderthumb seeking his butthole ...thunderthumbing
thunderthumbing by trixta74 December 10, 2016

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026