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Thunder Thumbs 

1. A fat person whose thumbs are abnormally bloated and chunky.

2. One whose thumbs have become large and muscular from frequent thumb wrestling or text messaging.
1. When that porker over there grabbed my arm, I could feel her thunder thumbs crushing my bones. Oh the humanity!

2. Yeah, just try to beat Old Thunder Thumbs over there in a Thumb Wrestle. Just don't come crying to me when he breaks it! He'll lay the Opposable Smack Down on you!
Thunder Thumbs by A Fizzle Dizzle August 20, 2008
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Thunder Thumb 

Extreme thumb bruising from intense video gaming.
I got the worst thunder thumb on lap 23 in Nascar thunder 2002.
Thunder Thumb by bucknastyjoe December 28, 2011

Backwards thunderthumb 

When someone sticks their thumb backwards in your butthole and they fart on your thumb...thus the thunder sound.
I totally want to give Miley Cyrus a backwards thunderthumb.

thunderthumbing 

thunderthumbing the art of scwhhhiiiinging ur thumb in a crane like manner directly aimed at ur partners bum bum hole to create panic and disturbance hahahaha
i chased him with my thunderthumb seeking his butthole ...thunderthumbing
thunderthumbing by trixta74 December 10, 2016