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thunder pumpkins 

Hunny, your thunder pumpkins give me wood.
thunder pumpkins by corn flaps April 8, 2010

Thunder-pumping 

The act of vigorous masturbation, but only when it is so violent that anyone who hears it, assumes they are hearing rumpy-pumpy.
Person 1: I was totally thunder-pumping to your mom's Facebook last night
Person 2: ....
Thunder-pumping by JBizzle89 November 12, 2012

pumpkin thunder 

gas resulting from consuming too many pumpkin flavored things
Watch out... My girlfriend drank 4 pumpkin spice lattes and now she has pumpkin thunder.
pumpkin thunder by bulgingwalrus November 12, 2015

thunderdump 

The act of defecation, where the person has been waiting for a long time and the result is an inordinately large and powerful session on the crapper. It could possibly break the bowl.
"Jeez Jonny. I just took a thunderdump. They'll hear that in china."

"That thunderdump ruptured something inside I tell ya mate."
thunderdump by Halit November 26, 2007

Thunderhump

When two people engage in sex really passionately. Also, when one sports team beats another team by a large margin.
The Kansas City Chiefs thunderhumped the Patriots on opening day in 2017. Tom Brady cried man tears and Marky Mark felt sheepish
Thunderhump by Thedoggles August 10, 2018

Thunderdump 

A violent bowel movement, usually loose, which the person may have been storing for some time due to lack of access to ammenities. Propelled by a buildup of gas caused by the fact that a fart during this time would have resulted in a follow through.

It is characterised by shitting out your entire lower colon (and, possibly, a kidney or two) in the space of 2 to 3 seconds.

The result leaves the thunderdumper feeling up to half a stone lighter, noticeably weak, but relieved.
Holy crap, I just had a major thunderdump! That was a three flusher!!
Thunderdump by GatoMuerto September 23, 2011