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Thunder Pump

To hump someone as hard as you possibly can.
by Johnny Bad May 25, 2008
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thunder pumpkins

Hunny, your thunder pumpkins give me wood.
by corn flaps April 8, 2010
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Thunder-pumping

The act of vigorous masturbation, but only when it is so violent that anyone who hears it, assumes they are hearing rumpy-pumpy.
Person 1: I was totally thunder-pumping to your mom's Facebook last night
Person 2: ....
by JBizzle89 November 12, 2012
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pumpkin thunder

gas resulting from consuming too many pumpkin flavored things
Watch out... My girlfriend drank 4 pumpkin spice lattes and now she has pumpkin thunder.
by bulgingwalrus November 12, 2015
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thunderdump

The act of defecation, where the person has been waiting for a long time and the result is an inordinately large and powerful session on the crapper. It could possibly break the bowl.
"Jeez Jonny. I just took a thunderdump. They'll hear that in china."

"That thunderdump ruptured something inside I tell ya mate."
by Halit November 26, 2007
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Thunderhump

When two people engage in sex really passionately. Also, when one sports team beats another team by a large margin.
The Kansas City Chiefs thunderhumped the Patriots on opening day in 2017. Tom Brady cried man tears and Marky Mark felt sheepish
by Thedoggles August 10, 2018
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Thunderdump

A violent bowel movement, usually loose, which the person may have been storing for some time due to lack of access to ammenities. Propelled by a buildup of gas caused by the fact that a fart during this time would have resulted in a follow through.

It is characterised by shitting out your entire lower colon (and, possibly, a kidney or two) in the space of 2 to 3 seconds.

The result leaves the thunderdumper feeling up to half a stone lighter, noticeably weak, but relieved.
Holy crap, I just had a major thunderdump! That was a three flusher!!
by GatoMuerto September 23, 2011
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