Thump Dance

A version of the tap dance that only a fat person can perform

Does your mom HAVE to thump dance right now? There's fuckin dust coming off the rafters

by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

thumb dance

the thumb dance is a particularly enjoyable sexual maneuver. in order to perform the thumb dance a man must be fuckin a bitch doggy style, the man will then stick his thumb in his mouth for lubrication, then firmly insert his moist thumb into the womans anus and ride that bitch like a bucking bronco.

Brady: dude, you show that bitch the thumb dance last night?

Dane: totally dude. when i was doing that bitch doggy style i was all "yo bitch, you wanna dance?" and before she could answer i had my thumb all up in that shit. she started screaming at me and shit but obviously she really liked it.

Brady: nice dude.

by Dane Determan December 26, 2006

Trump Dance

Same as the Republican Dance Style where Donald Trump and supporters start doing the Trump Dance where they fist pump using an action called Air Jerking.

See how he does the Trump Dance on those election rallies and maybe he could go pull someone else after he concedes defeat.

by TheBlueWave November 7, 2020

thumb dancing

The highly concentrated act of manipulating ones thumbs adroitly to tap out messages on a Blackberry.

All that thumb dancing going on these days on the streets of Manhattan clog up the foot traffic as much as the gawker tourists do.

by Boss Brian June 18, 2009