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Thugstitute 

A soft-core replacement for a real, gang banging thug.
Yo man, LoLipOp can't make it tonight, we better get us a thugstitute for this job!
Thugstitute by Da Thugstitute April 23, 2010
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Thostitute 

A female thot who has evolved into a prostitute with age, but her thot behavior has been increased with the evolution, making her a thostitute
That girl you know in your fifth period who you know fucked every guy on the football team. 7 years later, you can find her working on the streets with even bigger thottish behavior. That is what is identified as a thostitute.
Thostitute by anaverageweirdo January 6, 2015

Thotstitute 

Slang for a second-tier hoe. Another evolution of a thot. Also used to describe the fictional character Kim Mills. From thot + prostitute. The act of being a thotstitute is "thotstitution". First mentioned by the popular Facebook page Bardock Obama.
Putting 'taken' in your bio not gonna stop a dude from DMing/inboxing you. Liam Neeson's daughter was taken twice and he still went after her. Its up to you not to be a little thotstitute.
Thotstitute by 360 Noscope August 31, 2014

[trustitute] 

A person who will trust anyone no matter the situation.
Jean trusted me with 500 bucks to hold for her til later,i spent it in ten minutes,just like last time! She is such a trustitute
[trustitute] by el _zilcho June 14, 2009

hugstitute 

persons who work in "cuddle cafes" in Japan. a cuddle cafe is akin to other types of cafes where you pay for an item or service. in this case, you pay for an allotted time with a professional cuddler. (one of my nephews made this word up.)
i went to a cuddle cafe today... they had
all sorts of cuddlers...i.e. a hugstitute.
hugstitute by swiss smarty November 28, 2013

Thirstitute 

Twitch streamers whose content borders on softcore porn, especially those with secret onlyfans accounts, and even more the ones who post videos fucking their fanbase. You know who you are laid-ies and humper-men
So uh whats with the Thirstitute invasion on twitch?!
Thirstitute by RandomBastard May 29, 2021
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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