persons who work in "cuddle cafes" in Japan. a cuddle cafe is akin to other types of cafes where you pay for an item or service. in this case, you pay for an allotted time with a professional cuddler. (one of my nephews made this word up.)
by swiss smarty November 28, 2013
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I'm putting that hotstitute's child through college.
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A super hipster; one who might be mistaken for a hooker except for certain defining characteristics such as "the mohawk", loud gaudy clothing, and thick rimmed sunglasses. Their clothes and accessories are more for show and less for function. Male hipstitutes might have a moose knuckle resulting from their supper skinny jeans; female hipstitutes might wear fishnet stockings and dark makeup. This type of hipster is just trying to hard.
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Get the Thugstitute mug.Any shoe you encourage your girlfriend to wear instead of those trendy stupid eskimo boots that girls think are cute and guys think are the lamest fashion trend.
Ugstitues can be a gift, a demand, a request, a necessary substitute for the boots you hid or disposed of without your girlfriend's consent.
Ugstitues can be a gift, a demand, a request, a necessary substitute for the boots you hid or disposed of without your girlfriend's consent.
Those chicks look like Dog sled captians with those big furry boots, now she'd be bangin if she would put on a pair of ugstitutes.
by DJL337 February 14, 2008
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This is my Hubstitute John. We have been together for 12 years now.... no we arent married....no we arent engaged...
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