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throated 

Short for one who has been face fucked or throat fucked.
That one cute girl got throated real good last night.
throated by nocton55 October 25, 2011
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throated 

Instead of punching somebody, you place your hand on their neck and sqeeze hard.
I throated Jon at the LC after he slapped my face like the wimp that he is.

Jon got throated twice while in San Diego.
throated by Matty Python August 16, 2007

throated 

To kill, especially if by damaging the neck or throat usually with a knife or razor.
Those kids was battling with some of Cubes' shit and acting like they wrote it,
most kids don't try that wit' me cuz they find that they get throated.

-King Kendall-
throated by King Kendall September 18, 2006

Throated 

When you accidentally swallow something the wrong way and it slices your throat all the way down and you feel like you're dying.
"Dude I accidentally throated a chip yesterday. It hurt a lot."
Throated by fetus--crusher87 December 27, 2021

ruby throated mattress thrasher 

a female humanoid bird imitator who has nymphomaniac tendencies and is known for aggressive trashing of environment when having sex.
When Johnny took Mary to the No Tell Motel he knew she'd do her imitation of a ruby throated mattress thrasher.

one throated 

The act of swallowing something without chewing it at all.
Sorry that my voice is so hoarse, I just one throated a chicken tender.

Covid Throated 

This is when you get the covid test and the back of your throat gets plunged by a long ass swab.

Similar to Throated.
Guy 1: I had to get Covid Throated after some dip shit at work didn't wear his mask properly. I got it Walgreens and work paid for it.
Guy 2: Cool story bro, I got throated behind Walgreens.
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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