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Throat it and Sing

When your offering up an amazing blow job you might say “I’ll Throat it and sing”

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Throat it and Sing by Candor11 March 3, 2026

don't slit my throat over it 

What you say when you mess something up in the smallest way possible and someone affected by it overreacts seriously
Katy: Hey, where's my phone?

Ryan: Oh, I used it to call my mom, I think.
Katy: OH MY GOD YOU DID WHAAAAATTT?!! FUCK YOU I TOLD YOU TO USE YOUR PHONE TO CALL YOUR MOM! NOT MINE! HOW THE HELL DO YOU EVEN KNOW MY PASSWORD?! WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK?!!!!
Ryan: hey, hey, hey! It was just one call! Plus you left your password lying around on a piece of paper! Don't slit my throat over it!

ran it down her throat 

A not very romantic way to describe oral sex between a man and a woman.
My girlfriend said she wasn’t in the mood to have sex so I ran it down her throat and went to sleep.
ran it down her throat by The Hero7 September 14, 2018

I don't care if you're gay, just don't shove it down my throat

Phrase said by individuals, often conservative, to make it seem like they do not completely dislike those part of the LGBTQ community, although this is normally not the case.
I don't care if you're gay, just don't shove it down my throat!

Don't make me stand for the national anthem then.

Colombian throat itch 

A disease that is only found in the strip clubs of Miami. Comes from the anal glands of 4'11" columbian woman. Normally contracted from preforming oral sex.
Dude I told you not to stick your tongue there you've got to Colombian throat itch

Big Black Cat With Its Throat Cut

The hairy fanny of a darkhaired woman when her legs are open.
As Julie stepped over him Eric noticed that she was wearing no panties. "My god it's like a Big Black Cat With Its Throat Cut" he murmured.