A temp service that only hires the retarded for menial tasks and or personal amusement.
I set up an obstacle course in my back yard. I’m going to call Tard Temps and have them send over a couple goofy mongoloids to send through it while we drink beers and laugh.
The act of performing oral sex on a lady’s vagina or anus.
Hey man I picked up this chick at the bar last night . I chowed on her before I banged her. She must have had a yeast infection cause now my face is all itchy
A not very romantic way to describe oral sex between a man and a woman.
My girlfriend said she wasn’t in the mood to have sex so I ran it down her throat and went to sleep.
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When you do a chick for the sake doin' weird.
Man. I did a one-legged midget chick last night. Not my type, but you know, novelty sex.
When the mans ejaculate is so hot it causes 3rd degree burns on the skin.
Lady: Wow Joe blew his Lava Load over my chest last night. Now I have blisters on my tits.
