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Thorn Bush 

when you take you dick and have the girl put her fingernails on your dick and cuts it up. But she has to have a bush
That girl gave me a Thorn Bush last night
Thorn Bush by bakahaka March 6, 2010

thorn bush 

when you fall into a cactus or a thornbush and your pubic area has torn in it
Mitzy cooly fell off her bike into a thorny bush and now she has a thorn bush
thorn bush by mitzy February 2, 2005

Texan Thorn Bush 

A method of fingering, in which the man overlaps his fingers and shoves his entire hand inside the vaginal region.
Girl: OW!
Guy: What's wrong?
Girl: Steve did something called the texan thorn bush last night, crazy stuff.
Guy: Ew.
Texan Thorn Bush by keith_urban96 November 21, 2016

Russian Thorn Bush 

When your pube hairs get so long you can braid them, creating an unpleasant Feeling for late night wrestling matches. Noun
Phil poked Jenny, while having fun in bed, with his Russian thorn bush.

Thorny Rose Bush 

When the index and middle fingers are coiled and pinky and ring finger are coiled and one coiling is inserted into the vaginal opening and one inserted into the anal opening.
He gave me more than the shocker, he gave me a thorny rose bush last night!
Thorny Rose Bush by piyonugget December 12, 2010

thornbrushursballz 

When a seventh grader kicks the ass of a ninth grader putting him to embarrasment and shame.
Yesterday a thornbrushursballz occured resulting in TOM being very embarrased.
thornbrushursballz by dmad August 2, 2007
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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