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Thoreon a person that is strong minded don't tolerate garbage very intelligent active . Caring doesn't like to say no . Uplifts the spirit of others funny . A voice like an angel . Not a follower a leader trusts deeply in Jesus. loves family only mess e real friends . Has a bright futures loves cooking and baking.medium in hight not too tall not to short.willing to do any thing.daredevil.hard working. INDEPENDENT
A Thoreon is a Uplifter and a great person .
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Thoreson 

Thoreson is the greatest last name ever thought of by human minds referring to a God. Thoreson derives, and is said to be, the offspring of the great Nordic God Thor, God of Thunder.
Thoreson is a last name.
Thoreson by Thoreson February 5, 2010
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Big Daddy Thorton 

The holy worm on a string. Spouse to Big Mama Thorton and Lil' Baby Thorton. He glides like no other worm, and his string is oh, so smooth. The color of his fur is the sexiest shade of lime green, everyone should strive to be like him.
Look at Big Daddy Thorton, his tail looks so fine!
Some one who is obscenely good at everything he does. Everyone tends to like him and He has a lot of friends
I suck at everything, I wish I was a thorson
Thorson by Jack Jakerson December 30, 2011

The Thorton 

The tiny patch of hair a woman will leave unshaven right above the clit. Resembles the small patch of hair below the lip of Billy Bob Thorton.
She was clean shaven except for the Thorton.
The Thorton by Swollen_Ostrich January 14, 2009

Big Mama Thorton 

Thouest holiest worm on a string. Girl is the sexiest of them all. She slides like she be on the red carpet, and her fur is OH, so blue. When you look into her eyes, your life flashes before you, and she can predict your future. She is a proud Mama to L'il Baby Thorton and wife to Big Daddy Thorton.
Look at Big Mama Thorton, she really glides like no other worm!

Mr.Thorson

Annoying 8th grade science teacher who explains thing to one class and not the other, doesn't realize you are sleeping, and thinks science is cool
Mr. Thorson: Blah Blah Blah
Student: Zzzzzz...

Period 1 Mr.Thorson: Do your homework! (No explination how and then the bell rings)
Period 2 Mr. Thorson: Do not use birthdays or repetitive events for examples on your homework more than once! (bell rings)
Mr.Thorson by annoyed8thgrader December 6, 2011