Toralf 

Toralf is a Norwegian Ski coach name, one has to be a Norwegian ski coach to be named Toralf. Toralf comes from Torulf which comes from Torjus. Before you say Toralf, you have to say fy faan infront. Like "fy faan Toralf".

When someone says or do something stupid, you can say "fy faan Toralf".

Toralf by vilf November 4, 2009

Toralf 

Toralf is the super hot guy that everyone likes. He will always be invested in one certain sport, and he will be amazing at this sport. Toralf is a genius, and will always be there in your times of need. All Toralf's also have huge dicks, and get all the women. Toralf's are often spotted in Spain and other countries were he can get tan, with at least 4 sidechicks around him. Toralf will sometimes tan naked, so that he is completely tan, and if he does so, the sidechicks will also be naked around him.

Dude 1: Man, that guy really rocks at hockey! And he has 4 hot chicks cheering for him!
Dude 2: Yeah, he's probably a Toralf.

Toralf by GeniusAsainMastermind February 28, 2017

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Tralfamadorian 

ACtually a type of living creature in Kurt Voneguts book Slaughterhouse 5. The can move to any point in the space time continum and prefer to exist in nice places/times with happy stuff going on. The comparision of human experience in reality with Tralfamadorian experience of reality was a beautiful paragraph by Kurt: (I paraphrase) Imagine a person on the top of a moutain with a nice view (Tralfamadorian view of the universe), another person is strapped to a train track with a metal sphere around their head and an 8 foot pole to look through....that small round circle of light at the end is the human experience of the universe.

I would give my left nut to understand nature as a Tralfamadorian.

Tralfamadorian by R. Hale April 17, 2006

Thoralf 

If you're named Thoralf you probably eat raw meat for breakfast. Thoralf has a larger penis than the average scandinavian male. This fact makes him a hot object for MILF's when jogging in his speedos on the beach.

Wow, did you see that guy in speedo, he must be a Thoralf!

Thoralf by Jonny Calzone April 27, 2010

Torahfied 

The fear a bar mitzvah boy has on the day he is called up to the torah in the Temple/Synagogue to become a man.

The fear of being asked to read from the torah at the temple/synagogue.

Despite learning his torah portion for a full year, on the day of his bar mitzvah, Joel was so torahfied, he started singing an octave higher than normal.

James was not a regular synagogue attender and quite unconfident with the flow of the temple/synagogue service. So he became rather torahfied once the the Rabbi gave him the honour of being 'called up' for a torah blessing.

Torahfied by GregFresser January 29, 2012

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