Thoinks 

Slang for "thanks" or "thank you". Invented by a very odd group of young men in Southern California who toured throughout the United States with independent bands.

I made $1000 dollars in Vegas THOINKS!

Variations: "Thoinkity" or "Thoink"

Thoinks by Betamax DC November 4, 2008

Thoink 

A joint or blunt

Hey man, want to come over and smoke this thoink I just rolled?

Thoink by bearb24 November 25, 2014

the thinks 

Slang for the endless stream of thoughts that plague your mind, one after the other, especially when trying to fall asleep.

I had a bad case of the thinks last night.

the thinks by Dr Bunnygirl November 8, 2019

Thinkspace 

Your capacity for holding different ideas simultaneously. The space that contains all the ideas you can hold in your mind at the same time. Everyone can only hold a certain number of ideas in their thinkspace before their mind starts forgetting things to free up thinkspace for new ideas. Sometimes you can't think up something new because you're afraid of forgetting something important you just thought of, so to eliminate this worry you must get the idea off your mind into physical form, and the best way to do that is to write down your current set of ideas on your mind. You'll find that the act of writing helps ideas take shape, as you think of more things while writing.

"I better write down everything I'm thinking about to free up some thinkspace"

Thinkspace by ZondaHP April 4, 2015

bro thinks he’s hikaru 

A person who thinks that he is hikaru nakamura, often trying to premove in chess but accidentally hangs their queen

Person 1: Lol watch me premove a mate-in-23
Person 2: Bro thinks he’s hikaru

bro thinks he’s hikaru by eutrophication April 25, 2023

Thoinkie 

Marijuana that is stuffed to capacity in a tobacco, hemp, or paper causing it to be larger than average is known as a “Thoinkie”.

(For Example) “I’m about to go roll me up a Thoinkie”

Thoinkie by Mrking123 January 16, 2021

Thinksturbate 

Masturbating while thinking of what to do for the day.

Charlie: Whataya wanna do today?

Me: I dunno. Lets thinksturbate on it.

Charlie: Get the Jergens

Thinksturbate by BrownBearLHHS September 8, 2011