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this site sucks 

Urban dictionary sucks dick hehe xd
this site sucks-->This Urban Dictionary sucks

This site's layout sucks 

A fact.
This site's layout sucks.
Literally Everyone: ikr

this site is full of sex 

something you type after finding wayyyyyy too many definitions you didn't want to know about.
some kid: im gonna go on this cool site i found because fuck school

1 hour later

also kid: this site is full of sex someone help

why is everything on this site related to sex or drugs?

at this point, i dont even know.
its a serious question, ud. why is everything on this site related to sex or drugs?

Wtf is this site 

So you ended up here and your asking your self why has this site come to exist well I'm as dumbfounded as you buddy
Wtf is this site by Stick_dumb January 2, 2022

im done with this site 

Im DONE with this site.
person: LOoks up juicebox*
*A WOMAN'S V*
person 2: Ew wtf are you searching.
person1: I DIDNT WANT THIS EW
person 1 mom: Bibblybobbillybobdumbfatassdisgustingmistakegrossnosepickereaterlactoseandtorantfuckingwhore.... WTF IS THIS
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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