Josh: Hey bro can I borrow your phone?
Me: I dunno man, I just bought this. I
don't even have a case on it yet!
Josh: Chill dude, I ain't gonna
break it. It'll just take a second..
Me: Okay...
Josh:*Immediately drops it on the ground, denting the
corner*
Me: God damn it Josh, this is why we can't have nice things.