Thirft 

When one becomes thirsty whilst shopping at a thrift shop and drinks a half drank water bottle found in the pocket of a fur coat, the following days are agony, the said person develops hepatitis a, develops a sun burn some how, and catches feelings a boy or girl that they know will break their heart, said person also catches homosexuality... somehow...
Pronunciation: th-ir-ff-tee

Person: “hey since when was ____ gay?”
Other person: “ever since he drank a half empty water bottle when he was thirfty.”
Person: “how does that work?”
Other person: “I don’t know, why are you asking me?!”
Person: “because you knew that he was thirfty!”

Other person: “ya well ?! I’m sleeping with your wife!”
Person: “ok?! So?! I’m sleeping with yours!”

Thirfty

Thirft by Awesome guy... who is awesome May 9, 2020

Cock Thirsty 

Adjective,
Having an insationable thirst for the cock, and/or the fluids from said cock. Good discriptor to add to insults.

Megan was a total cock thirsty cum dumpster, no, is a total cock thirsty cum dumpster.

Cock Thirsty by Corey B. May 31, 2006

Thirst Cream 

1 : The Art Of Getting Money In A Timely Fashion.
2 : To Have A Strong Desire For Things Of Value.

"Shakles on my ankles and wrist my first chains and now it's work on the menu I thirst cream" - Meek Mill
"I represent the lifestyle of those who thirst cream" - Jay Z
"Before I played the broke game I worked schemes and I ain't trying to play that broke game, I thirst cream." - Beanie Sigel

Thirst Cream by Wavy Tycoon December 22, 2014

thirsty nigga 

A male that unsuccessfully attempts to hit on alot of girls for the sole purpose of having sex with them, but most of the time they are rejected and labeled as "thirsty niggas"

-"this guy is always trying to hit on me!"
-"what a thirsty nigga"

thirsty nigga by tookyogirl November 12, 2013

Thirst Trap 

A sexy photograph or flirty message posted on social media for the intent of causing others to publicly profess their attraction. This is done not to actually respond or satisfy any of this attraction, but to feed the posters ego or need for attention, at the expense of the time, reputation and sexual frustration of those who view the image or reply.

"Hey guys, are these shorts too tight?"
"Screw off with your thirst trap."

Thirst Trap by Cycklops November 22, 2015

COVID Thirst 

When you're in quarantine so long that you starting to get hella horny and can't control yourself. First popularized by Rapper, Lil Durby.

Yo, Last night I was in bed tryna sleep and shit, and Suzie got up in my DMs, like "I can't sleep!" "Wish we could hang out right now?" "Can I just come over?"

"I'm like helllll nawww!" She got that COVID Thirst, bruh, She boutta Bursttt!

COVID Thirst by billythekid_7 March 25, 2020

thirty-five 

number between thirty-four and thirty-six; often times used to express ACT scores/subscores

Justin: Did you hear Jeff got a thirty-five on his ACT?

Surrounding People: Wow, that is a fantastic score!

Jeff: Guys, c'mon I only doubled Karen's score.

thirty-five by tubist69 October 24, 2011