Sometimes called the Dang or Peter the Thienmeister is the captain that knows all. Sitting on his cold iron throne with dial up internet situated in the dark city of Yagoona, no one
may question the Thienmeister for he knows all. no one
may out run the Thienmeister for he is too quick. no one
may fight the thienmeister because he
will fuck you up in dragons nest. The Thienmeister is the all knowing captain, Fuhrer Thien.
OH MY GOD BACK OFF ITS THE
THIEN MEISTER
YOU WANNA COME FIRST IN THE
100 METER RACE? LOOK THERE IS A THIENMEISTER BEHIND YOU