A small but still heavily conservative town in the barren wastelands of southern Wisconsin. Found covered by Mequon but home mainly to the poorer people of Wisconsin who can't afford two-story suburban houses in Mequon's Cul-De-sacs. Generally known for the shit schools like Homestead and its strangely high amount of drugs in such a rich white conservative city.
Person A: Hey, wanna walk to Thiensville?
Person B: Yeah dude, I love Thiensville, not because its a vibrant and well-known town, but rather because my friend has two schizophrenic neighbors there that drink too much and give her silver dollars for her birthday.
A quiet but rich town with lots to do and lots to see. Next to a great river and has lots of little things you can do. Everybody knows everybody so dont get into trouble because youll be the talk of the town. Is inside the rich stuffy city of Mequon but Thiensville is a much humbler village than Mequon. A great place to see if vacationing in Wisconsin and my personal suggestion as the best place to live in the world.
Don: Hey lets go to Wisconsin Friend: ok where
Don: Thiensville
Friend: Sounds gay
In Thiensville:
Don + Friend: Too busy doin fun things to talk
The worst town in the continental United States, possibly the world. Know for advertising the existence of a Jimmy Johns Gourmet Sandwich Shop, but not actually having one.
"Did you go tothe JimmyJohns in Thiensville?"
"No, I didn't because it doesn't exist."
"Thats gay."
Thionville is a smallfrench city of 41 083 inhabitants where nothing special can be found, yet the Thionvillois are still very pround of their city and they can't stop talking about it even if everybody don't care.
Man 1 : Thionville is a beautiful city, better than Paris.
Man 2 : We don't care about your stupid city, just shut up !
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"