by Wizard of Oz aukee May 18, 2010
A small but still heavily conservative town in the barren wastelands of southern Wisconsin. Found covered by Mequon but home mainly to the poorer people of Wisconsin who can't afford two-story suburban houses in Mequon's Cul-De-sacs. Generally known for the shit schools like Homestead and its strangely high amount of drugs in such a rich white conservative city.
Person A: Hey, wanna walk to Thiensville?
Person B: Yeah dude, I love Thiensville, not because its a vibrant and well-known town, but rather because my friend has two schizophrenic neighbors there that drink too much and give her silver dollars for her birthday.
Person B: Yeah dude, I love Thiensville, not because its a vibrant and well-known town, but rather because my friend has two schizophrenic neighbors there that drink too much and give her silver dollars for her birthday.
by Mhffman October 20, 2017
A quiet but rich town with lots to do and lots to see. Next to a great river and has lots of little things you can do. Everybody knows everybody so dont get into trouble because youll be the talk of the town. Is inside the rich stuffy city of Mequon but Thiensville is a much humbler village than Mequon. A great place to see if vacationing in Wisconsin and my personal suggestion as the best place to live in the world.
Don: Hey lets go to Wisconsin
Friend: ok where
Don: Thiensville
Friend: Sounds gay
In Thiensville:
Don + Friend: Too busy doin fun things to talk
Friend: ok where
Don: Thiensville
Friend: Sounds gay
In Thiensville:
Don + Friend: Too busy doin fun things to talk
by B to the en joe potter July 1, 2006
The worst town in the continental United States, possibly the world. Know for advertising the existence of a Jimmy Johns Gourmet Sandwich Shop, but not actually having one.
"Did you go to the Jimmy Johns in Thiensville?"
"No, I didn't because it doesn't exist."
"Thats gay."
"No, I didn't because it doesn't exist."
"Thats gay."
by Not a Resident of Thiensville November 26, 2007