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Thanos has nice rock collection
Thanos by RussianSlav November 3, 2018
a big purple raisin floating around in space with a sparkly oven mitt.
Thanos is coming for those jems boi!!!
Thanos by Loki_the_killer June 1, 2018
A purple man with a nut-sack chin that loves collecting rocks. He also loves adopting random children after murdering their family.
“Man, Thanos really screwed the Avengers
Thanos by Stutter Butter April 11, 2019
An Insurance company that Makes every thing 50% off in the snap of a finger! you want 50% less Life in the Universe? Thanos insurance.
Thanos that Universe
Thanos by Ultra Instinct Sans February 14, 2019

Post Stranger Things Depression 

Post Stranger Things Depression is how a person feels while waiting for the next season of Stranger Things to come out. It causes people to experience moods of depression, low self worth and poor concentration. Many cases have commented of the struggle to return to reality after watching it.

*Symptoms include:
Googling Stranger Things daily.
Re-watching the seasons constantly.
Watching/reading Stranger Things related videos/post online all the time.
Have an innumerable amount of theories for the oncoming seasons.
Owning one or more Stranger Things merchandise (Pop! figures included)
Listening to 80's music.
Being able to relate to this post.

*Symptoms are also coping methods/treatment
Tom: Joe... I feel like I have to talk to someone... I wish I told you earlier but I'm suffering from Post Stranger Things Depression.
Joe: Tom , you shouldn't have to be afraid to talk about it. Any sane person who's watched the show will feel the same way. I'm afraid I'm suffering too. I'm sorry for not telling you before.
Tom: Joe.. you too? I don't believe it. I've finally found someone to talk to!
Joe: Buddy, why don't we take the day off work and and watch Stranger Things, while pumping 80's music and eating Eggo's?
Tom: Sounds tubular dude. Sounds tubular

prometheus school of running away from things 

A saying that is applied when somethimg is falling on or chasing someone, and instead of turning and running to get out of the path of the object, this person runs straight instead.
The man ran was about to be crushed by the falling building because he obviously went to the prometheus school of running away from things.