Thinkerest

Who thinks more than anyone but doesn't overthink things either.

"She's known as a thinkerest for writing books."

Thinkerest by IZY7222 May 9, 2026

Thiccerest 

Most thicc (thick)

That Latinas ass is the thiccerest out of the black ones.

Thiccerest by Dawid U February 20, 2018

Thinkerbate 

To engage in deep thought by one's self.

Also see thinkerbating.

I'm not sure I can do that for you -- let me thinkerbate on it for a while

Thinkerbate by Dawson1972 November 4, 2010

Copy thinkers 

What a homeless man in NYC would scream at you when you and your mom don’t give him money and your Aunt Laurie takes it to heart

Homeless man : *holds out hand*
Mom : *looks at hand & looks away*
Daughter: *looks at hand & looks away*
Homeless man: COPY THINKERS *mutters angrily*
Aunt Laurie: *mutters extra angrily*

Copy thinkers by Beansbeans April 14, 2020

Thinkerbating 

Verb - Used casually on the East coast, it refers to when someone masturbates vigorously while in deep philosophical thought. It may also be referred to as ponderbating.

Toby Lerone: "Hey, what where you doing in your room? Where you masturbating?"

Maya Gingerkov: "Actually, I was thinking about what I want to do with my future."

Toby Lerone: "Bro, I heard your ballsack bouncing around."

Maya Gingerkov: "Okay, you got me. I was thinkerbating."

Thinkerbating by Qwad35 December 21, 2013

Tinderesting 

(Adjective) Descriptive of somebody capable of initiating stimulating philosophical conversations or being remarkably witty whilst on social network or dating sites, who is albeit distinctly lacking in such traits when it comes to meeting them in real life. Not dissimilar to ginteresting.

Example: "He seemed really funny yeah, kept asking me my opinion on the theory of multiple universes and whether I thought feminism was moving in the right direction. Then when I met him all he talked about was his ex-girlfriend's 3 week cycle and how well his fantasy football team has been doing recently! Ugh, so tinderesting!"

Tinderesting by Snakebitethief January 15, 2014

Black and white thinkers 

Conservatives. They tend to think largely in terms of absolutes. Now don't get me wrong, absolute values are important - by no means do I support moral relativism - but it's necessary to recognize the many shades of grey involved in individual cases too. That is, after all, what situational ethics is all about.
I suspect that many of the conservatives I've met don't recognize these gray areas largely because of their absolutist religious upbringing.

A few scenarios:
A nine year old girl, tragically, is raped and impregnated by her stepfather. What to do? According to the religious absolutist, abortion is, under all circumstances, 100% wrong. Unless the birth is life-threatening, she can't abort.

Moderate: I don't normally support abortion, but here it's necessary.
Liberal: I think abortion is a right that belongs to the mother. I would support her right to choose if this girl was nine or twenty nine, raped or non-raped. (although i would personally disapprove of it in the latter).
Conservative: Fucking baby killers! It's an innocent fucking BABY we're talking about!
(as opposed to a non-sentient cluster of cells, lacking a nervous system and the ability to feel pain)

I had a much better example but the stupid character limit fucked me over.

See my future definition, Conservative Black and White Thinking Disorder for that one.

I blame religion for turning so many conservatives into black and white thinkers.

And this is why I dislike religion - it so often stops people from thinking. If people were encouraged to think in terms of individual cases as opposed to coming to each and every unique situation with a preconceived bias (abortion is MURDER!)...well, I don't know. We might have a better world. Just maybe.

Black and white thinkers by Submitters of Words June 13, 2011