thightning 

when the thunder and lightning are so close together they seem to be happening at the same time

When the storm began, it cracked with thunder and the sky would immediately light up from the lightning.

When the storm began, it was thightning out!!!

thightning by Uncle Joshie August 28, 2013

Thightning 

Thunder & Lightning Clazhed!

Zoundz like Thightning clazhing!

Thightning by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. January 9, 2021

Shightning 

A storm much like a thunderstorm, except where the normal lightning and strong winds are; there is instead shit, lighting, and strong winds. Victims of the Shightning and normally not harmed, however are left with permanent scarring of the face, and/or body normally looking much like brown dots clustered together making the person extremely ugly to the eyes.

what was that.
i dont know?
it looked like lightning, but smelled like shit?
ew! Look at ryan mcdonald, hes all brown, he must have been hit by Shightning!

Shightning by chaseTHEg July 9, 2009

tightening the door knob

(participial phrase) the sexual act of grabbing and twisting the head of the penis upon male orgasm in an attempt to increase seminal velocity (and make a cool spiral); the partner performing this act must make a squeaky sound as if a door knob was being tightened

Male 1: My girl was tightening the door knob last night.
Male 2: What?
Male 1: She twisted the head of my penis when I came and I let fly a mighty ejaculate.
Male 2: Does it burn?
Male 1: Yea, but it was worth it. And she's blind now.

tightening the door knob by xXxPDxXxn0$c0p3xXx420BL4z3xXx February 23, 2015

thighing 

Rubbing one's penis against someone's thigh(s), possibly until ejaculation.

I don't know which is hotter: thighing or armpitting.

thighing by SomewhereElse September 24, 2016

tclightning 

someone who consumes soy milk regularly

that man is such a tclightning

tclightning by nyq staff team August 28, 2022

Thighthong 

The gathering and rising of fabric between one's thighs due to excessive weight in the thigh area. Usually occurs when wearing loose fitting shorts.

"Yo do you see that fat chick walking over there?"

"Her shorts are riding all the way up her thighs."

"I don't want to see her thighthong, she needs to pull her shorts down."

Thighthong by Katie Rebuck October 4, 2008