thieft

Item stole not for profit , only for temporary use . One having disregard to item's value. T H ( I ) E F T .

Stolen getaway car,plane,boat,ect..Word implies both thief & theft along with disposable , discard .The virginity was a thieft . ( virgin with swinging singles )

by Michael Eugene Branum February 9, 2009

Thieft

An alternative spelling/pronounciation of the word "thief," most commonly used by young chicks named Nima.

"I wish there was a supervillian named The Grand Thieft!"
"No, like, you know, I used to say thieft when I was a young chick, but now I don't."

by bjerke August 22, 2009

goat thief

Racist term for a Muslim, specifically in Canada.

Trudeaux has increased the goat thief population.

by Screenname111222333 February 22, 2017

theft by vagina

Not to be confused with Vagina Theft, this biological phenomenon is characterized by the unexplained disappearance of items when in the company of a vagina/s.

Yooo where’s my earring. Oh nevermind, it’s a classic case of ye ol’ theft by vagina.

by yabeanzboii April 9, 2022

boob theft

Not to be confused with the theft of a boob/ies, this inter-relationship occurrence is characterized by the taking of ownership of a partner's mammary glands and accompanying “pillow-like” tissue.

“Let me touch them.” ‘No! They’re my boobs.’ “No, they’re mine!” “Mmmmmmmmmmmm” — boob theft

by yabeanzboii April 19, 2022

Identity Theft Enabler's Act

a policy many states have in which drivers licenses are sent through the mail instead of being issued in person so that someone can simply steal drivers licenses out of people's mailboxes making it much easier to commit identity theft

I just got my drivers license renewed and thanks to the Identity Theft Enabler's Act somebody stole my license out of my mailbox and used it to get 6 credit cards in my name!

by SKY_DOG May 13, 2011

Inheritance thief

When someone dies and one family member (like a circling vulture) steals or hoards silver, gold, money and/or other personal property from the remaining family members, especially when the decedent’s last wishes were for the family members to split the property equally.

If it were not for the inheritance thief, I could have had my teeth fixed, with a little money to spare.He is a lifelong liar, a cheat and an inheritance thief with Damonism issues.

by Unstoppable Karma September 11, 2019