Thick Ass

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The thing that Kim Kardashian is globally recognized for and praised and ejaculating off upon.

Jon, "WOAH! Look at the thick ass on that babe!"
Mark, "Oh my God let's dually ejaculate!"
-both men ejaculate-
Mark and Jon, "THAT WAS AWESOME!!"

Thick Ass by BigWiseGuy December 20, 2014

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Thick ass

A big badass piece of fatty sperm covered ass. Usually tastes like addictive weed and you want to fuck it as hard as you can and usually after you just squish you come out of the owners house with a brown mouth, a hard af cock and sperm covered trousers. The owner usually is hella sexy and happy to let you numb suck their ass like there was no tomorrow and it is impossible to leave their house without at least a hard, sperm covered dick and a brown mouth.

Erected female: I am jealous of her thick ass
Horny male 1: I have a gf but you should go eat that ass

Horny male 2: *licking* I already am

Thick ass by Female jacculant sex bot December 7, 2019

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thick ass nigga brownies

A mass produced brownie that claims to be "thick as a nigga" typically made with 60% cacao, the brownies are typically very thick and tasty. Their ad campaign, makes typical 'nigger jokes' such as "thick as a nigga...and half as stupid".

Dude, I ate some thick ass nigga brownies today, they were awesome!

"Thick as a nigga, and pays rent!"

thick ass nigga brownies by brownieman December 1, 2009

thick ass bitch

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Evyn is a thick ass bitch

thick ass bitch by Uhh_hi August 21, 2017

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Witcho Thick Ass

A woman that’s very thick with a lot of ass

Damn shorty you thick as hell with hella ass, I’m trying to spend a Bag “Witcho Thick Ass”

Witcho Thick Ass by YungPoppy814 May 31, 2019

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bokutos_thick_ass

bokutos_thick_ass is a definition for a person that drinks monster and coffee watches anime but sometimes doesnt finish it.

Gurl I thick Im bokutos_thick_ass
REALLY😃🕶️🤏

bokutos_thick_ass by ryuksthickass December 31, 2020

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National throw a thick ass day

Throw a human being with a thick ass on the 25th of October every year

I'm going to throw a girl with a thick ass, Coz it's national throw a thick ass day

National throw a thick ass day by Voice of truth and reason October 24, 2020

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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