Jon, "WOAH! Look at the thick ass on that babe!"
Mark, "Oh my God let's dually ejaculate!"
-both men ejaculate-
Mark and Jon, "THAT WAS AWESOME!!"
Mark, "Oh my God let's dually ejaculate!"
-both men ejaculate-
Mark and Jon, "THAT WAS AWESOME!!"
by BigWiseGuy December 21, 2014
A big badass piece of fatty sperm covered ass. Usually tastes like addictive weed and you want to fuck it as hard as you can and usually after you just squish you come out of the owners house with a brown mouth, a hard af cock and sperm covered trousers. The owner usually is hella sexy and happy to let you numb suck their ass like there was no tomorrow and it is impossible to leave their house without at least a hard, sperm covered dick and a brown mouth.
Erected female: I am jealous of her thick ass
Horny male 1: I have a gf but you should go eat that ass
Horny male 2: *licking* I already am
Horny male 1: I have a gf but you should go eat that ass
Horny male 2: *licking* I already am
by Female jacculant sex bot December 7, 2019
by YungPoppy814 May 31, 2019
A mass produced brownie that claims to be "thick as a nigga" typically made with 60% cacao, the brownies are typically very thick and tasty. Their ad campaign, makes typical 'nigger jokes' such as "thick as a nigga...and half as stupid".
Dude, I ate some thick ass nigga brownies today, they were awesome!
"Thick as a nigga, and pays rent!"
"Thick as a nigga, and pays rent!"
by brownieman December 1, 2009
The most beautiful thing in the universe pips fat thick ass
by Coal-king January 13, 2022
by Voice of truth and reason October 24, 2020