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The thing that Kim Kardashian is globally recognized for and praised and ejaculating off upon.
Jon, "WOAH! Look at the thick ass on that babe!"
Mark, "Oh my God let's dually ejaculate!"
-both men ejaculate-
Mark and Jon, "THAT WAS AWESOME!!"
by BigWiseGuy December 20, 2014
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Music so good it could elicit sexual arousal.
The new We Came As Romans albums is chock full of bonerjams.
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A big badass piece of fatty sperm covered ass. Usually tastes like addictive weed and you want to fuck it as hard as you can and usually after you just squish you come out of the owners house with a brown mouth, a hard af cock and sperm covered trousers. The owner usually is hella sexy and happy to let you numb suck their ass like there was no tomorrow and it is impossible to leave their house without at least a hard, sperm covered dick and a brown mouth.
Erected female: I am jealous of her thick ass
Horny male 1: I have a gf but you should go eat that ass

Horny male 2: *licking* I already am
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