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A load that is so dense after being produced by at least a 12 inch penis , that it drowns any sized fuggin puss. (See fuggin puss).

Yo i unloaded some fuggin thick cream after watching magic first quarter cover again and making me go up 6 dollars.

Thick Cream by The Sticky Creamers January 16, 2011

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thick creamy load

a mans "special sauce"

"hello im MATT MILLER and i want you to empty your thick creamy load on my chest"

thick creamy load by bernard February 2, 2005

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thick creamy balls

It's when balls are so fluffy and white that they make your heart leap for joy.

YAYYY! I just saw my little sister's thick creamy balls!

thick creamy balls by Mr. Mcfluffernuts March 24, 2017

thick creamy semen

liquid inside your ballsack or smthing idk im dumb asf

the place where billions of kids are located

Guy 1: OMG IM GONNA BUST OUT MY THICK CREAMY SEMEN!!!11 OMAGAAAAASH!!!11!!1
Guy 2: Kan i hav sum>>>>?/??

thick creamy semen by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023

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Thick and creamy

a Vanilla milkshake either from the bk(burger king)or charlie browns resturant that has great taste like cum
and is a balance between thick and creamy

fast-food cashier:what would you like
customer:i would like 300 cheesbugers and 300 french fries
fast-food cashier:is that for here or to go
customer:for here
fast-food cashier:anything to drink
customer:yes one of your THICK AND CREEEAMMY milkshakes
thick and creamy -Party Monster

Thick and creamy by Muldahara May 10, 2007

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Creamy Thock

Creamy and girthy or rather thick male penis(cock)
Omg Kimmmy look at his creamy thock, so tasty!

Nice creamy thock you have there.

Is your thock creamy enough?

I like creamy thock

Creamy Thock by issok July 18, 2022

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CreamS(h)tick

When an individual shits and reaches into the toilet take the shit out very carefully puts it into the fridge to solidify it. The person puts gasoline into a cup or measuring cup. Then the person ejaculates into the cup of choice and then gets the solidified shit and drills into the middle through the left or right end not all the way through. Then they put the 'cream' or semen into the turn. Put it back into the fridge and enjoy!

Gary loves his CreamS(h)tick!!

CreamS(h)tick by VomitCock May 26, 2017

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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