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counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees
Assuming you will have something before you actually have it; similar to "counting your chickens before they hatch" (which is commonly attributed to Aesop).
"The Mariners could do better than expected this year."
"Let's not kid ourselves. Check your premises before you make a prediction."
"I'm assuming a number of things go right. Maybe I'm just counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees."
"Let's not kid ourselves. Check your premises before you make a prediction."
"I'm assuming a number of things go right. Maybe I'm just counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees."
counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees by Rusanova March 7, 2012
Related Words
They out • They ran out the country • Talkin out they neck • counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees • Drip so hard, they're out for blood • Ask your crush out and they have to say yes • shake the tree until they all cum out. • The Jerk Store Called, They're Running out of You! • hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband too cus they rapin everybody out here • Time to chew some ass and kick some bubble gum, And they are all out of bubble gum!
They ran out the country
dropping off like flies
To leave without saying good-bye…
To leave all of a sudden, quickly, abruptly, suddenly, unexpectedly …
To run away from a rused up situation
To leave the Ruse World and enter the 13th Planet . . . HELL
trick ruses from the 11th Floor &&&& 13th Floor are finally going
home where they belong, to the 13th Planet, Aliens from the 13th Planet,
and leaving all of this rused up situation, up to The Devil ... Satan …
Iron Maiden "666, The Number of the Beast", Godsmack "Voodoo", "Voodoo 2",
Inkubus Sukkubus "Hell Fire"...
Devil’s Thrown Hello + + + 06/06/06 six six six
stalker vagabond hermit + + + Trashy little trampy earth mind
trashy little trampy (anything) + + + trashy little trampy earth path
To leave without saying good-bye…
To leave all of a sudden, quickly, abruptly, suddenly, unexpectedly …
To run away from a rused up situation
To leave the Ruse World and enter the 13th Planet . . . HELL
trick ruses from the 11th Floor &&&& 13th Floor are finally going
home where they belong, to the 13th Planet, Aliens from the 13th Planet,
and leaving all of this rused up situation, up to The Devil ... Satan …
Iron Maiden "666, The Number of the Beast", Godsmack "Voodoo", "Voodoo 2",
Inkubus Sukkubus "Hell Fire"...
Devil’s Thrown Hello + + + 06/06/06 six six six
stalker vagabond hermit + + + Trashy little trampy earth mind
trashy little trampy (anything) + + + trashy little trampy earth path
. . . They ran out the country . . . from the 11th Floor , <<<-----plagiarism ,
to the 13th Planet . . . . . HELL!!! <<<----- Devil’s Thrown
Trick Ruses ran out the country...BLAHHHHH!!!!
Trick Ruses need to vindicate themselves
from all of the shams ***plagiarism*** that they do!!!!!
to the 13th Planet . . . . . HELL!!! <<<----- Devil’s Thrown
Trick Ruses ran out the country...BLAHHHHH!!!!
Trick Ruses need to vindicate themselves
from all of the shams ***plagiarism*** that they do!!!!!
They ran out the country by blthrskt December 1, 2009
Talkin out they neck
John and Garrett was talkin out they neck, said they would beat the shit outta Harry. They gon get them asses beat tho.
Talkin out they neck by Zurbo March 26, 2019
Drip so hard, they're out for blood
When your fit/swag is so great/powerful, that you look like or have an aura of a savage who's out for blood
Dude 1: Yo look at #3's drip!
Dude 2: Dear God, their drip so hard, they're out for blood!
Dude 3: (Is unaware of how much power they possess) Why are they looking at me so hard?
Dude 2: Dear God, their drip so hard, they're out for blood!
Dude 3: (Is unaware of how much power they possess) Why are they looking at me so hard?
Drip so hard, they're out for blood by SolidVerse June 17, 2024
The Jerk Store Called, They're Running out of You!
George Costanza's burn that he invented in response to a co-worker telling him that "Hey George the Ocean called, they are running out of shrimp" He thinks it is the greatest diss ever, but all his friends don't laugh at it
From the show Seinfeld
From the show Seinfeld
The Jerk Store Called, They're Running out of You! by Sinatrafan77 January 8, 2012
Ask your crush out and they have to say yes
Ask your crush out and they have to say yes by Ajay ajay April 18, 2019
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026