Joe Theisman 

Joe Theisman (verb) meaning to break or injure a limb. Most often refers to a compound fracture of the leg.

I joe Theismaned my leg when I fell off my bike.

Joe Theisman by Skinsfan January 5, 2008

Joe Theisman 

A sweet Qb that used to play for the redskins aka the guy that got his leg snapped in half by LT. Now he must be the worst announcer who gets every coach's challenge wrong.

God! Joe Theisman has a great arm

Joe Theisman by Jeb Putzier January 11, 2006

Theismanned

Having received or given an injury a la the career-ending injury that Joe Theismann received.

Person 1: Did you see that?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Allen Hurns was Theismanned!

Person 2: 😧
Person 3: Who Theismanned him?
Person 1: I don't know. I just saw the clip.

Theismanned by NickidewbearTwo January 5, 2019

#ThesisFMA

A Thesis wich you do in the deadline, its literally fuck you anal

Three days left, #ThesisFMA

#ThesisFMA by WetSloppySounds January 18, 2017

TheWiseMadOwlMom

Your best friends nickname that shows how wise and awesome of a friend she is! ❤ - Karley

I gave my bestfriend the perfect nickname!! TheWiseMadOwlMom!!

TheWiseMadOwlMom by Karleto000 April 24, 2018

Theismannized 

Double compound fracture of the lower leg; specifically, both the tibia and fibula are broken with bone fragments ripping through the skin.

Poor Alex Smith - he got Theismannized.

Theismannized by Pauli9363 December 7, 2018