therefore i am
A post-hardcore/rock band from Boston, Massachusetts on Equal Vision Records known for their energetic live show and ability to eat more fast food than God.
therefore i am by Kip Casper December 15, 2008
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Therefore I Am
I'm not your friend
Or anything, damn.
You think that you're the man.
I think, therefore I am.
Fun fact: the last line is originally a saying from 16th century French mathematician and philosopher Rene Descartes.
Or anything, damn.
You think that you're the man.
I think, therefore I am.
Fun fact: the last line is originally a saying from 16th century French mathematician and philosopher Rene Descartes.
Therefore I Am by AnonymousProgressiveRebel March 28, 2024
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I drink, therefore I am
Girl- "What are you up to tonight?"
Guy- "I'm drinking rum and redbull!"
Girl- "It's Tuesday?!?"
Guy- "I drink, therefore I am."
Guy- "I'm drinking rum and redbull!"
Girl- "It's Tuesday?!?"
Guy- "I drink, therefore I am."
I drink, therefore I am by Da Sperminator April 26, 2011
I Mask, Therefore I Am.
When tens of thousands of people worldwide suddenly realize their existence or mortality after wearing a face mask in public, because they are conscious or paranoid of their physical look for vanity reasons or otherwise.
Trump, who ridiculed his political rival for publicly donning a mask, narcissistically told his diehard supporters after he’s infected with the coronavirus, “I mask, therefore I am.”
I Mask, Therefore I Am. by MathPlus March 9, 2021
I Coordinate, Therefore I Am
The very act of my plotting points on a pair of x–y axes and being conscious of it proves my existence, unless my action is taking place in a dream.
If Donald Trump can say, “I tweet, therefore I am,” then René Descartes can say “I coordinate, therefore I am.”
I Coordinate, Therefore I Am by MathPlus November 27, 2018
I infect, therefore I am.
The coronavirus’s motto until its days on earth are numbered—when the chances of its deadliest strand winning the viral war are near-zero; henceforth, it would journey to hell and to other galactic regions to claim more lives.
Ms. Corona had to compromise with Lucifer, who wanted her to adopt the slogan “I kill, therefore I am.”; instead, the Father of lies decided to let her use “I infect, therefore I am.”
I infect, therefore I am. by MathPlus February 21, 2021
I think therefore, I am
The idea that you are only conscious that you exist, as you are conscious, everything else could be fake, and all a part of your own thoughts, an idea that you only are sure that you exist. Derived from Cogito ergo sum.
Person 1 - "Yo bro do you exist"
Philosopher- "I think therefore, I am"
Person 1 - "Huh?"
Philosopher - "As far as I'm aware, but by that philosophy, you will never know if anything but you exists :)"
Person 1 - "...oh"
Philosopher- "I think therefore, I am"
Person 1 - "Huh?"
Philosopher - "As far as I'm aware, but by that philosophy, you will never know if anything but you exists :)"
Person 1 - "...oh"
I think therefore, I am by phil_lane July 3, 2024
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