Themroids

While we beat down on the patriarchy let's keep going. A Themroid is a swollen blood vessel. It might bleed and cause a bad case of rectal bleeding. If you do have a Themroid, buy a Themroid specialized cream, I think they sell them at pharmacies and stores.

I just had a baby and got Themroids, I have trouble pooping and now I have Themroids.

by Deadmoneyps November 24, 2021

Themroids

While we beat down the patriarchy, let's continue with...A Themroid is a swollen blood vessel. It might bleed and cause a bad case of rectal bleeding. If you do have a Themroid, buy a Themroid specialized cream, I think they sell them at pharmacies and stores.

I had a baby and got Themroids, I have potty problems and got Themroids.

by Deadmoneyps November 24, 2021

hemroids

n. Small abrasions on the anus which cause severe disorientation in the nervous system causing the patient to become severly angry.
slang. Used to say someone is mad

dude ur dad has the fucking roids

by roids masta August 25, 2003

hemroids

when ur intestines hang out ur ass and cause alot of pain

damn that hemroid i had hurt i think i passed out from the ass pain

by beaner August 7, 2004

hemroids

The things that dangle off of Daddy's ass and bleed when he takes a shit.

Sure, son, I'd love to go to your baseball ga-OH MY HEMROIDS!

by Schecter August 19, 2006

hemroids

Thing that will hurt if you have hemoids: anal sex, goatse, drop a lung, shit, cider enema, and dirty sanchez, toilet paper, sitting

Damn! my hemroids are killing me! I shouldn't have had anal sex!

by x October 29, 2004

Kimy Hemroids

It's a disease where the symptoms includes an old man coming up to you and tickling your asshole or an old man breaking into your house and tickling you, only affects white people

My friend Kimy got Kimy Hemroids

by Doctor Trayoures August 4, 2021